Friday, August 17, 2007

Animals munch out at Thomas Edison!

The beach goddess, whinny pussy is leaving the Eropagnis forest... she will be away for 4 months to shop for nuts, precious stones and wool in the fashion market place of Gonk Gnoh (sounds like a dumbo aka gong gong)... So Fat, smoking Hamster and some other animals decided to go for supper with her before she leaves... not that they really will miss her but They were actually hungry as well... haha ...

The Munch out party was at Thomos Edison ... well as usual, being hip animals with no sense of time... most of the animals were late... but whinny pussy was ultimately late. She even made Fat, smoking Hamster offer her a ride in his cute, cool purple toy car, Violet.

As we all expected, no one has a feast with out any conversation (who in the right mind goes to a munch out just to eat and stare at each other?). Well not all the conversation was spent only talking about global climate change in the forest, current updates to acornball 'Lion with a crown' league or rising water levels around Eropagnis ... there were also lessons to be learnt, daily matters of gathering nuts and *poo* reflecting ... I tell you... the place was damm smelly.

Well obviously one lesson we must learn was mentioned by the wise old owl ... He was describing how we cannot think too highly of the nuts or furs that we have... recalling one of his
wiser older owl like teachers in primary school, wise old owl advise the animals:

'When an animal thinks it is the smartest animal in the world, that animal is the stupidest animal in the world'

Fat, smoking Hamster heard that statement and applauded wise old owl. The other animals also agreed at the topic at hand.

Actually the Munch Out was not all wise and teaching day... it was also a day to give in to the emo monster. well... this mystical monster resides in every animal... it is a matter of how big this emo monster is able to develop in everyone... For example: the Emo monster in welfare beaver is a huge and scary one while the emo monsters in Alligator 1 and Alligator 2 are very small, skinny and ugly (well Alligators don't shed tears, isn't it obvious hur?)

It could be seen that on this gathering of the animals... the long ear, not a horse or a pig, rabbit (who was a minister at the Pub) was suffering due to official matters and the slow spread of dark matter and rotting smell within the Pub... long ear, not a horse or a pig, rabbit was so affected he could not finish his nuts... and the usually very noisy minister was relatively quiet during the Munch Out...

The Munch out ended with a chill out session at the bridge were 'saltwater meets freshwater' ... one of those place were Fat, smoking Hamster recalled to be very familiar... it seem to be one of those places he used to frequent other animals including his love. Well that particular bridge seem to allow the animals to further reflect themselves in the water... the conversations became more light hearted as well.

On the way home, Alligator 1, Whinny Pussy and Fat, smoking Hamster had a emo song singfest... and boy no matter how terrible the singing was... the emo monster was able to engulf even the happiest of hearts... but eventually... Whinny Pussy's whinnying helped Fat, smoking Hamster to stay focus on his way home. Fat, smoking Hamster appreciated Whinny Pussy's help and he will miss the whinnying when Whinny Pussy moves out of the neighbourhood for the next 4 months. Sobs. Finally, after a eventful outing Fat, smoking Hamster was so tired, he slept on his cozy straw bed ... all through the night...

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